Programmers: be aggressively and persistently lazy (by avoiding creating code that requires maintenance), future you will thank you.
RT @gearpatrol: if you’re willing to try (and fail), your next #date may be just waiting for you to say hello. http://gear.gp/gK8RD http:…
RT @aardvarsk: Whoa, I just realized the President works from home.
RT @MikeNelson247: Hottest day of the year so far in #Denver! @DenverChannel #cowx #weather #colorado. A nice cool down coming up! http://t…
The sun is so hot in Denver that I left my flip-flops outside and they shrunk/melted.
Seriously Denver, we get it with the "Mile High *" company names.
This wknd: sharpened knives, installed AC window unit, built a table, built a wood rack, went to the aquarium, started digging up a stump.
Machete Gardening @ Shebens Manor https://instagram.com/p/5kFOdQCmLn/
Oops. Blisters on blisters. It's blisters all the way down.
Find massive bug on @Lowes website. Attempt to report. Report submission "flagged as malicious" and discarded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯