I'm on a boat!
Dear vegan butter. You're not fooling anyone. You're not butter.
RT @froginthevalley: Open Source (Almost) Everything http://j.mp/u1GAaW (via Instapaper)
RT @Oatmeal: Thanksgiving as a kid VS Thanksgiving as an adult http://bit.ly/w54VS8
RT @JohnJamesJacoby: Every time someone says 'expresso' a puppy gets punted off a cliff.
Please help prevent puppy death.
4:3 is the Golden Ratio… of bacon strips to eggs.
Dear iTunes Genius, "Pretty Lights" and "Kina Grannis" do not belong together. Kthxbai.
Solid day of hiking + fun on Saturday (data by @fitbit): http://t.co/ms3M1bWq
Time-synced 4-way split-screen of the pepper-spraying of UC Davis student protestors: http://t.co/qPaQ3ksA #ows
Waging a one-man war against the ants invading my kitchen :-/