as a child i asked my dad why the moon looks really really big sometimes and he said "simulations always have bugs" and i havent slept since
This is how you learn about America when you live in Australia https://t.co/XwH4mAEz0V
What's with all the obnoxious product placement in music videos these days?
Right now, #Denver PD is at Tracks Night Club, standing in solidarity w/our friends in #Orlando. #WeAreOrlando https://t.co/d56zFL4qkS
Strewth I reckon I'm ready for tizkai and @dangerfieldetal's wedding now! https://t.co/e5oEOKlfdL
The best thing about using a separate calendar for work/personal, is when you get the chance to un-check the work one for 3 months 🙂
Great story from @TheresaDenver7 on how a @DPSNewsNow teacher is helping @DNorthVikings center themselves w/ archery https://t.co/14wGqUBhHx
WPSFO meetup tomorrow at 7pm. We will be checking names at the door so make sure you're signed up. https://t.co/oQDzAcVsJ8
Today is my last day before a 3 month sabbatical from work. Thank you @automattic!
America! Where your most reliable and honest source of news is, frighteningly, comedians.



