Just saw an EMT using a rubber glove as a spitoon.
Evidence I'm not very smart: I just burned my tongue/lip on a hot cup of tea for the second time in about 3 hours.
Bald, white guy next to me in the taqueria crossed himself and said Grace over his burrito and 8 cups of salsa. Random? Of course not.
Eating lunch, reading hilarious story in The Onion about economy needing a new bubble to invest in. Absolute gold.