15 minutes ago, I may or may not have run out of my apartment and power walked around the neighborhood to meet a daily @fitbit goal.
Vodka, Soda and thin-sliced Lebanese cucumber. Thank me later.
Brilliant set of CLI commands and keyboard shortcuts etc for Mac OSX
RT @iamdevloper: You’re trying to debug a script that you haven’t even included in your page. How do you get dressed in the morning?
RT @Emergency_In_SF: STANDOFF: there is a report of barricaded suspect firing a weapon & setting material on fire inside building on …
OH: "I said I owed you one, I didn't say I'd give you one."
I made it to Cawker City: Home of the World's Largest Ball of Twine. (walked 146 miles last month!) http://t.co/APYmgCH4 #notch #stepitup
Dear RandomPeopleIveNeverMetAddingMeOnFoursquare, I don't want you to know my location, so I'm not going to add you. Seriously.
When was the last time you used all of the knives in that fancy knife-block of yours? Yeah that's right. Never.
RT @davepell: Time flies.
Unless you're an oppressed group waiting for society to deliver justice.