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Posts from June 2016
So, can I get one of these immediately please? https://t.co/mWyAiWzo5i
I don't know about roses, but we're evidently amazing at growing aphids!
Pro Tip: if you're shaving your head and beard at the same time, double check which guard you're using. Oops. #shorthairdontcare