I am going to die. (@ Brunchbox) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ittHBZ
Posts from May 2011
“@nickmomrik: Over 10% of Automattic is now typing with the Dvorak keyboard layout!” You can pry my QWERTY from my cold, dead fingers!
OH: "i think i want to live on meth, decaf, and cigarettes during daylight and then ambien, mochas, and cigarettes at night."
RT @nacin: Wow, this is neat. P2 for Kindle: A WP theme for notes collaboration by @AramZS http://bit.ly/j1Zzhy (via @greglinch)
1630 calories for lunch. Thanks @Quiznos!
RT @freshsugar: If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you are also saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent. I can't stop doing it now.
Using coffee stirrers as chopsticks to eat cup-a-noodles in a hotel room.
OH: "That is the fundamental problem with The Matrix: it is thermodynamically unsound"